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Swab's Log Blog #0003 Day 158
November 1, 2013 Friday
Titusville.Municipal Marina, Florida Mooring Ball B1
Gives poop deck an all new
meaning OR Can’t make this S- -t up!
OK so picture this – I am
tired after traveling the ICW from Dayton Beach to Titusville for 8 1/2 hours. We were just settling in after picking up the
mooring ball. There was a beautiful breeze,
so I opened all the hatches in the salon.
I sat down at the table with my laptop, to update my cruising
notes. When low and behold –big bird poop
landed on my arm!!!!!!! Yes that’s right! It came right through the open hatch!!!!! Thank goodness that I listened to my mother
and was sitting up straight and not hunched over. OMG it was so disgusting, sickening,
revolting, and repulsive!!!! What did I
ever do to him – his aim was perfect! Yeah
– it had to be a well fed big boy pelican.
A girl wouldn’t do something like that!
I don’t care if I am not being politically correct! With the shape that this government is in – this
should not be a concern.
But the best, as if on queue
- Steve came into the salon and announced that today is the first day of his birthday month (don't ask - thats for another posting) and wanted to know what was for dinner. I couldn’t
respond cause I really thought I was going to through up and then I would have
had to clean that up too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steve trying to be positive and make me feel better
said it was lucky sign. He suggested that I
should get in the dinghy and go to town to buy lotto tickets. I wasn’t
havening it! I wasn’t about to cruse
around the mooring field, in an open dinghy with all those birds – I would have
been open season!
I am nauseous just thinking
about it!
Yes I closed the hatches!
It’s been a really long day
– good night!
Sea u later!
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